Overheard

The other morning, Thing Two & I were sitting quietly in the living room, reading our Bibles, when out of the blue, this popped out:

T2:  You know that kind of book that's letters?
Me:  You mean "epistolary"?
T2:  Yeah.  That always makes me think of a pistol...

HUNH?  The kid was reading Acts 1, so I have NO idea where that came from.  (As soon as she said "Euw!", I knew what paragraph she was on, LOL.)