As many of you know, I grew up a Cowboys fan (with the notable exception of the 49ers v Cowboys game on Thanksgiving the year I was 7 or 8 years old) but am now a Raiders fan by marriage. Just got this joke via email from my dad and HAD to share it with ya'll. (I suspect he changed the name of the girl in the joke.)
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Dallas and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Cowboys fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Cowboy fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Erica, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm NOT a Cowboys fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Cowboys fan, then whom do you support?"
"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Erica replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Erica, might you explain why are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from San Francisco and my mom is a 49ers fan and my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a Niner fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Erica said, "I'd be a RAIDERS fan."
Erica's Blog: My Life, My Knitting, My Insanity
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