July 11, 2011

Hollywood?

You get off the train, and the station sign says "Hollywood". All the Caucasians you see are well-tanned. How do you know you're in Florida, not SoCal?

1) A significant number of people are smoking.
2) You don't see any recycling bins.
3) The bathrooms don't have seat covers.
4) No one says, "Dude".

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