September 26, 2012

Overheard: Yom Kippur Edition

[Slightly edited for brevity.]

E: I dreamt last night you were mad at me and wouldn't talk to me.

H: Hardly.

E: So, nothing to resolve with me for Yom Kippur?

H: Yeah, I'm p***ed you don't live here.

E: Uh, I thought the idea was you were supposed to atone for your sins against others, not complain to them about how they've sinned against you.

H: Oh, right. I s*ck because you don't live here. I apologize.

E: Thank you. I needed the laugh. Now, go kill a goat.

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