Where The Yarn Lives

Kinda scary, innit?  The boxes and bags, however, do NOT contain yarn.  Um, except for the bag of medium brown Cherry Tree Hill Andean Sport on the floor there next to the bag full of bags (waves at Andrew Latimer).  Last time I checked, I had approximately 42 miles of yarn.  Um, yeah.  That was before my birthday, however.  I'm kind of afraid to calculate it now...