Husband: You took a self-portrait?
Wife: Yes, I did. I wanted to have proof that I was on this vacation, too.
Husband: Of course you are! How else would we eat?
These two conversations happened weeks apart with two different kids. In both cases, the mom in question walked past a room where said kid was squatting, doing something, and her pants were sliding down a bit.
Mom: Nice butt crack, Kid.
Kid: Thank you. It was a birthday present.
Mom: Nice butt crack, Kid.
Other Kid: Thank you. My mother gave it to me.
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