May 30, 2011

Overheard: Wedding Weekend

The best quotes of the weekend:

I now pronounce you husband, wife, and family.


Are you really going to let the bride take out the trash?  In her wedding gown?


Even if a scorpion jumps up and bites you in the ankle, your first responsibility is to the gun.  Deal with the gun first, your ankle later.


I like Andrew; he has good taste in music.  (From a seventeen-year-old)

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