The best quotes of the weekend:
I now pronounce you husband, wife, and family.
Are you really going to let the bride take out the trash? In her wedding gown?
Even if a scorpion jumps up and bites you in the ankle, your first responsibility is to the gun. Deal with the gun first, your ankle later.
I like Andrew; he has good taste in music. (From a seventeen-year-old)
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