December 10, 2013

Homo Sapiens Materna

South San Francisco, Calif. -- After decades of observation and research, scientists have confirmed the veracity of a long-held theory that, in the wild, the species homo sapiens materna ("Mom") is, indeed, able to shape-shift. The final bit of data was gathered this evening as one subject was observed to change form from Torquemada to The Best Mom in The World simply by chanting the incantation, "I'm making mac and cheese to go with dinner." The naturalist closest to the subject at that moment, one S. P. Hernandez, was heard to declare, "Them Moms; they're tricksy creatures." Detailed findings to be published soon.

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